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Funny Signs

Signs we’ve seen around and people have shared with us follow. . .

On a New York convalescent home: “For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.”

On a Maine shop: “Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.”

At a number of military bases: “Restricted to unauthorized personnel.”

Church SignBe Safe

On a display of “I love you only” Valentine cards: “Now available in multipacks.”

In the window of  a Kentucky appliance store: “Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.”

One Way SignDanger Sign

In a funeral parlor: “Ask about our layaway plan.”

In a clothing store: “Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”

Poop ShopPublic Bar

In a Tacoma Washington men’s clothing store: 15 men’s wool suits, $10. They won’t last an hour!

Sign in the office of a Roman doctor: “Specialist in women and other diseases.”

Work SignPublic Bar

Sign at a garage in Hertfordshire: “Please do not smoke near the pumps. If your life isn’t worth anything – gas is!”

Sign at a Budapest zoo: “Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.”

And lastly, honesty might pay off here…hmmm

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